A New Year - A New Beginning

When people donate to religious groups, it's tax-deductible. Churches don't pay property taxes on their land or buildings. When they buy stuff, they don't pay sales taxes. When they sell stuff at a profit, they don't pay capital gains tax. If they spend less than they take in, they don't pay corporate income taxes. Priests, ministers, rabbis and the like get "parsonage exemptions" that let them deduct mortgage payments, rent and other living expenses when they're doing their income taxes.

So why the fuck wouldn't you want to become a minister?

I am the only agnostic preacher that I know of and I find that people need the spiritual guidance not offered from your traditional pulpit. You see, the message I preach isnt about whose god has the bigger dick but how to break free of traditional religious bondage and embrace the life that any supreme being, whose image we are supposedly created in, intended for us.

It is my goal to empower you to become the greatest you, the you that you always have wanted to be. Why the fuck not? What limiting belief is holding you back for pursuing your dreams? What is keeping you from your destiny?

Society teaches us literally from birth how to be the same as everyone else. The educational system rarely encourages individuality and the traditional religions teach us to become obedient slaves. I dont believe this is the life a supreme being would have wanted for us. We can achieve greatness in our lives if we break the chains that bound us to a certain way to think, a certain way to act and a certain way to do things. Society makes us look forward to one MAYBE two days out of the seven day week and we do things those two days to our minds and bodies that helps us forget how pathetically mundane our lives are.

I guess society wants obedient little worker bee's but if we were to change all that, if we were to live our dreams and design our lives instead of building the lifestyle of others. Is that really what you want for yourself? Is that the legacy you want your children to remember you by?

Maybe its time for a change. Maybe you're sick and tired of conforming to society. Maybe you want to think outside the box for once.

I am Reverend Zesty. I have a foul mouth at times and I teach and preach a message of freedom and prosperity. I do this using works both secular and from the worlds religions and together we can change our world. It all starts within us. Please join me on my weekly podcast. Listen in and have some fun. THATS what life should be all about.

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