Killing In The Name Of _____________!

Muslims beheading people and flying planes into buildings, ISIS, Al Queda, The Talliban and whatever else they are calling themselves have Christians whining about religious persecution again and again but turn a blind eye to their own acts of terror committed against people of other religious beliefs. Im not just talking about The Crusades as Obama mentioned last month at a prayer breakfast, Im talking about horrific acts perpetrate against the world throughout history up until this year.

Of course our government controlled media would NEVER tell these tales of brutality. They want you to believe Christians are a peaceful people. (Sound familiar? Muslims want people to believe that about them as well)

But it makes perfect sense when you see a Christian symbol of love being a man nailed to two pieces of wood. A man that was (as the story goes) tortured and beaten and left to die along with other God fearing nut cases hung from a cross.

Such a loving God to allow this. Such a loving God to CREATE this.

FROM THE DAILY BEAST:

The anti-Muslim militias in the Central African Republic may not get the same attention as ISIS, but let’s not forget that people are still doing awful things in the name of Christianity. “There are still nine Christians here. We will capture them. We will kill them. When we finish here, we will go to the next village and kill the Christians there, too.”

If an ISIS leader made a statement like this publicly, Fox News would probably cut into their

programming bring you a special report about the Muslims’ “religious war” against Christians. Mainstream media outlets would most likely cover it as well.

But that statement was indeed uttered in 2014. Except there was one simple word difference: “Christian” was replaced with “Muslim.” That is exactly what a Christian terrorist said about his militia’s plan to exterminate the remaining nine Muslims in a village in Central Africa Republic (CAR). But, of course, stuff like that doesn’t really make news here in America.

Or did you hear about the Christian militant who publicly beheaded a Muslim man in the streets of the CAR capital last year?  That was actually covered by the U.S. media—in a short Associated Press paragraph buried in papers like the New York Times. (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/30/world/africa/muslim-man-is-beheaded-in-central-african-republic.html?_r=1 )

Anyone doubt that if a Muslim terrorist beheaded a Christian man in the public square it would have made the U.S. news?

Any cable news channels cover in depth the Christian marauders in CAR that are–as we speak–ethnically cleansing tens of thousnads of the minority Muslim population there? These Christian militants  “stage brutal attacks...wielding machetes” and have “burned and looted…houses and mosques."  True, this is part of a civil war, but these violent acts are still carried out by militants who publicly self-identify as Christian fighters. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/tens-of-thousands-of-muslims-flee-christian-militias-in-central-african-republic/2014/02/07/5a1adbb2-9032-11e3-84e1-27626c5ef5fb_) story.html


This is just the tip of the iceberg of Christians committing acts of terrorism.

But Christians ignore these heinous acts of violence and sit around in prayer circles, loading their guns and awaiting the next doomsday prophecy. Surely religion will be the death knoll to the world and if it isnt abolished or people realizing what a violent load of bullshit it truly is it will become a self fulfilling prophecy.

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False Prophets - REAL Profits

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
- Matthew 7:15

Wise words from "Matthew."

How ironic to find them in the Christian Bible, a book filled with lies, myth's and half truths.

Let us take a look at what this religion produces in the guise of "God's love" shall we.

One can go on and on about the charlatans using religion for their own, personal gains but for the sake of brevity, lets focus on The Evangelists. Let's even pinpoint our focus more on The Top 2 TV Preachers That Have NO CLUE About The God Of Their Bible.

Pat Robertson

A self proclaimed faith healer, who sired a child out of wedlock, that refers to those that dont buy into his bullshit as "termites" and believes he has the power to re-route hurricanes and control things he has no business controlling and he is host of TV's 700 Club.

He preys upon the minds of poor people and gives false hope to those sick and infirm. He has run for president and was trounced in the primaries. His "ministry" rakes in MILLIONS of dollars every year and is the single most biggest charlatan and fraud the world has ever seen. It is in my experience and opinion that his kind should be jailed in the darkest dungeon and simply forgot about until the bugs eat him down to the bone.
has no business controlling and he is host of TV's 700 Club.


Pat Robertson is a Charismatic, caught up in fake healing, New Age, and Lordship Salvation. A book could be written exposing the evils of Pat Robertson's works of darkness, visible and not so visible. These charlatans are out to make a buck, plain and simple. 

For more information on the type of useless garbage Pat Robertson is, investigate his "Operation Blessing' then view the documentary Mission Congo.

Joel Osteen

Joel Scott Osteen (born March 5, 1963) is an American author, televangelist, and the senior pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas. His ministry reaches over seven million broadcast media viewers weekly in over 100 nations around the world.

You have probably seen his smiling face on your television.  It's hard to miss.  Big shiny forehead, gleaming eyes, perfect hair, pronounced jaw, fake smile, and irresistible feel-good Christian message.

But there is a problem. Joel Osteen is a charlatan, a fraud, and a liar.  Men like him have been preaching to widows and desperate people for centuries, it's not a new game.  He is not Christian; in fact, he is Jewish!  And his real name is Joel Alhadef.

His Lakewood Church takes in approximately $600,000 just from one weekly sermon and doesn't include any money he makes from merchandising his books and other garbage he sells to his flock. His personal wealth is estimated around $40 MILLION and being a pastor and a church pays ZERO taxes.

Now I realize that people think that everyone's beliefs should be respected, but I disagree. Peoples beliefs should be acknowledged and nothing more. I will never respect anyone's belief that contributes to retarding society and the downfall of civilization.

The human propensity to believe the improbable keeps church doors open. It is also the reason that confidence tricksters live well. Prophets are merely con men who specialize in the spiritual. It is sick that their victims are the people that made the obscenely rich.

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Killing In The Name Of...

So in my travels around the internet looking for inspiration and material for this blog, the podcast and my video's I came across this news story from the end of 2014 where Islamic terrorist group ISIS beheaded 4 Christian children for not denouncing Jesus and accepting Mohammad as their fictional deity du jour.

Now granted the news story comes from Fox and is to be taken with a grain of salt but the reporter said that he cannot fathom the violence perpetrated against humanity, so I figured I would help him out with a quick history lesson about Christianity. Specifically The Crusades and The Salem With Trials.

The Crusades took place from 1095 to 1291 and were the single most violent part of world

history setting the tone for every war since. The Crusades are considered by many to be one of the “sins” the Christian Faith has committed against humanity and with the Inquisition, paints a picture of Christians as not being the religion of peace they claim to be. Out of this delightful period of history, creative Christians have given us such wonderful things as the anal pear and the breast ripper, just to name a few of their perverse torture devices. Throughout history, the world has witnessed Christian abuse of children including child rape and molestation that STILL happens to this day. These vile acts reveal the true nature of the Christian faith and the effects their God has upon its followers.

Also, dont forget that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian based terrorist group. Dont forget that Adolph Hitler was a Catholic. Dont forget all the abortion clinic bombings that go on to this day.

I can go on and on exposing Christian hypocrisy about this subject but I dont want to overwhelm the Christian mind with things like facts and history. Truth is, YOUR religion and beliefs are not that contrary to those that behead children for not rejecting Jesus.

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God Is Evil

From:The Evil Blogger

I am frustrated at two specific verses in the bible, which applies to this particular topic.  The first is the biblical statement that “God is the Alpha and the Omega”.  Loosely defined it means the beginning and the end, the all knowing.  Which of course implies that all of his actions and the results are fore known to him.  I have a real problem with this notion.  

For if God was to know ahead of time that someday he would send me to hell for being an Atheist, I ask what was the purpose in him creating me in the first place?  Was it simply to watch me be tortured?  That seems to be the most logical explanation.  I can think of no other rational explanation, nor neither has any Christian who I posed this question to.  Some people have attempted to tell me that God has a purpose unknown to us, and that we must simply accept his will.  Would you keep a friend who commits evil and offers no self-justification or remorse?  Of course not, so why is this same judgment not applied to God?  It’s seems rather contradictory that this trait is despised in humanity, yet, it is worshiped in religion.

Secondly, I want to reinforce the fact that God is indeed the creator of evil.  Please read verse Isaiah 45:7.  “I form the light and create darkness.  I make peace and create evil.  I the lord do all these things”.  The Christian God outright claims that he is indeed the source of evil.  So how can he then claim to be sinless?

To be more specific, let’s talk about the lord’s creation of evil, let’s talk about the conception of Satan.  This being was created and unleashed by God.  Jehovah knew (for he is the all knowing) that at the time of Lucifer’s creation he would eventually become Satan, and spend his existence reeking havoc on man kind.  Leading people into criminal activities.  Suppose I were to build an evil robot, that I knew would go around torturing and murdering people.  Whose fault would it be if I let it loose?  Mine or the robot’s?  Of course it would be mine, for I created it with that purpose and unleashed it for that purpose.  Now I ask you, whose fault is deviltry in the world?  Is it the PUPPET Satan or the being that deliberately created Satan’s evil?

Now God Plays Switch-A-Roo And Humans Are The Creators Of Evil Not only does the bible imply, but so do many Christians, that we as a people are the creator of evil.  It is clear for reading the bible that this is untrue, but the speculation still remains.  Supposedly, when Adam and Eve fell from grace, they single handedly brought evil into the world.  All you have to do is think logically for a moment, and you will obviously see something is very unjust with this concept.  Could any rational being hold a starving infant in Ethiopia responsible for the actions of two long dead people?  Or perhaps, would you find it fair to be convicted of Jack the Ripper’s crimes?  The connection in both of these instances are not only ludicrous but, disgusting to nod your head at.  People who use this argument are simply attempting to rationalize sadism.

I must declare that a Christian that walks into a children’s ward and insists that it is correct that children suffer as a result of the original sin, must destroy themselves of all compassion and mercy.  I insist that those who worship the lord knowing this hypocrisy must be as cruel as the Christian God he/she believes in.  A complete and utter moral degenerate, taking stabs at protecting their belief system.  A person as such would just as easily worship Satan as God in their blindness and faith.  For apparently, no amount of evidence could convince him that God was bad once they decided to worship him; their basic assumption is that they are correct, which makes them untouchable by any amount of rationality.

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My God Enjoys Masturbation

1 Corinthians 6:18 New International Version (NIV)

(18) Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

Awesome! So I got that going for me.

The subject of masturbation is the cause of much concern and confusion among Christians, being taught that masturbation is sinful or wrong, and most believe that the Bible actually forbids masturbation. POPPYCOCK! The latter is simply untrue; masturbation is not even mentioned in the Bible. And when we consider the facts, it becomes clear that masturbation should not be considered a sin, but more of a blessing from their God that enables them to fully enjoy their bodies and can help lead them to a more healthy spiritual life.    

But of course Christianity drops the ball on this as well.

Some people say that they feel guilty, shameful, or dirty after they masturbate, and so they conclude that masturbation must be a sin. This is just because most have been taught by ignorant fucking “misguided” religious authorities, that our bodies are bad and anything relating to physical pleasure is sinful. That seems to be a pattern in religion. If it is pleasurable, we cant have that now.

But I see where the confusion lies.

The Scripture tells us that our bodies are the temples of the Holy Spirit, and that everything that we do should glorify the Lord. So, while masturbating not to be considered a sin, we must think about, envision, imagine, hallucinate, visualize and fantasize about The Lord! . 

Masturbation is a gift that we should not abuse. This means we should not masturbate to excess, or to the point where we injure ourselves. If you are masturbating until you are exhausted, or until your genitals are raw or bleeding, this is excessive, harmful, and probably not what your God intended. 

If you masturbate compulsively to the point that it interferes with your work or if you masturbate AT work, this can pose a problem. If you masturbate while indulging in impure thoughts (fantasizing about your neighbor’s grandmother or almost teen aged daughter for example) you might have some issues. 

So get on your knees and thank God for the Blessing of Masturbation.

If you truly believe that God made our bodies, and you think your body is dirty and shameful, you are a hypocrite and are shunning God’s divine creation. And if you masturbate - jerk off, flog the dog, buff the bishop, choke the chicken, plink the twanger, slam the salami or rub one out - with shame and feelings of sinfulness, YOU  are besmirching your God’s blessing. 

Instead, we should celebrate our bodies and our sexual nature, and rejoice in the pleasure and satisfaction that they can bring us through masturbation. Therefore, every time you masturbate, say a prayer of gratitude, thanking the Lord for our bodies, for sexual pleasure, and for masturbation as a means of experiencing the toe curling bliss of orgasm. 

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