False Prophets - REAL Profits

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
- Matthew 7:15

Wise words from "Matthew."

How ironic to find them in the Christian Bible, a book filled with lies, myth's and half truths.

Let us take a look at what this religion produces in the guise of "God's love" shall we.

One can go on and on about the charlatans using religion for their own, personal gains but for the sake of brevity, lets focus on The Evangelists. Let's even pinpoint our focus more on The Top 2 TV Preachers That Have NO CLUE About The God Of Their Bible.

Pat Robertson

A self proclaimed faith healer, who sired a child out of wedlock, that refers to those that dont buy into his bullshit as "termites" and believes he has the power to re-route hurricanes and control things he has no business controlling and he is host of TV's 700 Club.

He preys upon the minds of poor people and gives false hope to those sick and infirm. He has run for president and was trounced in the primaries. His "ministry" rakes in MILLIONS of dollars every year and is the single most biggest charlatan and fraud the world has ever seen. It is in my experience and opinion that his kind should be jailed in the darkest dungeon and simply forgot about until the bugs eat him down to the bone.
has no business controlling and he is host of TV's 700 Club.


Pat Robertson is a Charismatic, caught up in fake healing, New Age, and Lordship Salvation. A book could be written exposing the evils of Pat Robertson's works of darkness, visible and not so visible. These charlatans are out to make a buck, plain and simple. 

For more information on the type of useless garbage Pat Robertson is, investigate his "Operation Blessing' then view the documentary Mission Congo.

Joel Osteen

Joel Scott Osteen (born March 5, 1963) is an American author, televangelist, and the senior pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas. His ministry reaches over seven million broadcast media viewers weekly in over 100 nations around the world.

You have probably seen his smiling face on your television.  It's hard to miss.  Big shiny forehead, gleaming eyes, perfect hair, pronounced jaw, fake smile, and irresistible feel-good Christian message.

But there is a problem. Joel Osteen is a charlatan, a fraud, and a liar.  Men like him have been preaching to widows and desperate people for centuries, it's not a new game.  He is not Christian; in fact, he is Jewish!  And his real name is Joel Alhadef.

His Lakewood Church takes in approximately $600,000 just from one weekly sermon and doesn't include any money he makes from merchandising his books and other garbage he sells to his flock. His personal wealth is estimated around $40 MILLION and being a pastor and a church pays ZERO taxes.

Now I realize that people think that everyone's beliefs should be respected, but I disagree. Peoples beliefs should be acknowledged and nothing more. I will never respect anyone's belief that contributes to retarding society and the downfall of civilization.

The human propensity to believe the improbable keeps church doors open. It is also the reason that confidence tricksters live well. Prophets are merely con men who specialize in the spiritual. It is sick that their victims are the people that made the obscenely rich.

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