What A Great Day

I came home the other day to an empty house to find a note from my wife on the fridge saying that she went out for a couple of drinks with her friends. So I took out some leftovers and tossed them in the microwave. As soon as I shut the door and set the timer to 3 minutes, she comes home bombed off her ass. She saw me standing in the kitchen and stumbled over to me reeking of beer demanding sex right here right now.

Always the dutiful spouse willing to take one for the team, I was ready. I took her in my arms and layed a wet passionate kiss on her as I tore at her clothes. She was on me like a wildcat, Clawing at me with reckless abandon. After a bit of foreplay we screwed, licked and fondled, we banged, balled, diddled and pounded the duck in every conceivable way, position and manner possible until I shot twinxt wind and water, with both of us collapsing together, exhausted in a sweaty naked heap on the floor where we ending up spooning. She looked back at me with love in her eye saying how much she enjoyed it and that I  haven’t lasted that long in a while.

I just laid there a moment, content, with a smug smile on my face,  feeling like a sexual dynamo - a sensual loving impassioned lover - a mother fucking stud - A GOD - that’s when I hear the BEEP of the microwave. PERFECT TIMING - dinner was done.