Judge Not Ye Fuckers, Lest Ye Be Judged

LOL! This title reminded me "Talk Like A Pirate Day" is coming up quickly - September 19th - so mark your calendars. It falls on a Saturday this year.

Our sermon today comes from the book of Matthew

Matthew 7:5 

"You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."

Another bit of irony from the book of jokes called The Holy Bible. If not anything else this book IS entertaining. I especially enjoy the way humor is interwoven with murder, rape, slavery and other recreational activities.

Have you ever read the fucking thing? I realize most people have not, ESPECIALLY Christians, they get caught up on just certain phrases and passages that fit in best with their lifestyle and ignore the rest.

So let's take a look at some examples of non-judging Christians, shall we? Hmmmmmm....???

Couple of things that come to mind without even doing any research are Christians saying "you will burn in hell". Fuck I hear THAT one all the time because of something I have said or done the offended their overly sensitive, thin skinned, tight assed feelings.

Or what about those fun loving folks from The Westboro Baptist Church? They seem like a tolerant bunch of Christs followers.

But then a Christian will respond to these two examples given with "Oh well they're not REALLY

Christians" AGAIN showing their common Christian love and TOTALLY IGNORING what supposed Christ has said in The Bible. (You can tell when Christ was speaking because the author wrote those parts with a red tipped quill hundreds or years after Jesus uttered them)

But that's all just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Christians not following their faith unless it suits them. We've known for a long time: Christians will distort the Bible to say whatever they want it to say. They project their personal beliefs onto the Bible, not draw those beliefs from it. They’re happy to take passages out of context when it suits their needs and ignore them when it doesn't. This is a common practice used by politicians, clergy and the common everyday peasant.

It seems like Christianity’s mostly about being judgmental, narrow-minded, and having an infuriatingly condescending attitude toward anyone who isn’t a Christian.

So yeah all you Christian hypocrites can all just go fist fuck yourselves!!

Get out of my life, stop telling me how to live my life and most of all STOP RINGING MY FUCKING DOORBELL! You are a waste of space on this earth and I've had enough of your judgmental asshole cunt shit fuck attitudes!

And you all tell me that you will pray for me. Thanks. That's great since I have to think for you. Not really an even trade but if it keeps your silly delusions away from me, I'll take it.

Judgmental Hypocritical. Superiority complex. Schizophrenic. Just plain out of their mind nuts.

You can pity them. You can mock them. Personally I find them entertaining. I DO however will fight them tooth and nail when they try to shove their beliefs at me like some perv chasing a child with his flacid penis hanging out of his pants. So be warned...I am no child. I am someone that actually has read your Bible. From cover to cover. It's quite enlightening. It's the reason I became an Atheist.

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